“Can you meet at the clubhouse?” Moose texted when I agreed. Living in Florida, I can never have enough workout gear with as much sweating as I do. I agreed and was looking forward to see what my new friend had been working on. Melissa and my wife joked that when they’re tired of sex they should just send us to each other to jerk off together.Īnyway, Moose was starting a new line of workout clothes and underwear and asked me for some input on what he had so far. He and I bonded over working out, both being ex-military and our high sex drives (this came up over dinner one night). Obviously, Moose is a nickname that was given to him because he was so massive. My wife and her friend Melissa from work have gotten close over the last two years, and we have gradually started hanging out as couples.